PINK Big Wheel kit Pre-Order

We just got back from Interbike, and we had several requests to re-print our PINK Big wheel kit.  We had previously produced this kit as a MTB kit for our Off Road HBSTACHE Team and it was a big hit.  Team riders Anthony Thornton and Brandon Newcomer kept telling me about the reaction at races, but I had to see for myself.  I headed out in this kit with Brando on a long MTB ride that took us through town.  We got no less than 6 shout out on the kit (several from cars).  This T-Mobile inspired bad boy is a hit!

We decided to tweak this kit just a bit and use our classic Wheel & Stache so you can feel free to ride/race this bad boy on the road, CX or MTB.  We also made our motto WTF IS ZONE2? a bit larger.

The Facts:
The Pre-Order runs through 9/24-9/29.  
Limited time PRE-ORDER special $80 for the jersey $100 for the bibs.  (Regular price $90 jersey/$125 bibs)
Available in Race cut in both Men's and Women's
We are the manufacturer of this kit.  We work directly with the factory to produce it.
Size chart is listed per item on the site

If you want it jump on it!



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SHUT UP LEGS KIT IS BACK (limited edition)

We had more requests, so we decided to open up a new color of SHUT UP LEGS cycling kit!

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This kit will be Limited Edition kit priced @ $80 for the jersey & $100 for the bibs (Regular price on our site is usually  $90 & $125).

This Pre-Order will run Mon. 5/21/12-Mon. 5/28/12 (The kits will deliver in aprox. 6 weeks)

During the PRE-SALE we will be offering race in Men's & Women's sizing.  Once again we have partnered with BPC Apparel to produce this kit.  Click for sizing (Metric)

Here is the limited edition pink kit we did a few months ago:

Take Care,
HBSTACHE CREW

SHUT UP LEGS KIT Pre-Order TAKE 2

Based on customer feedback, we will now also be offering a PINK version of the Shut up Legs kit. Available in Men's & Women's Race or Club cut.  We have extended the PRE-ORDER until 3/14.

*** Order the SHUT UP LEGS kit during the Pre-Order & receive a FREE T (We select the T based on our current inventory) 

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After many requests, we present the SHUT UP LEGS cycling kit!

This kit will be PRE-ORDER priced @ $80 for the jersey & $100 for the bibs (Regular price on our site will be $90 & $125).  During the PRE-SALE we will be offering race & club cut in Men's & Women's sizing. After the close of the PRE-ORDER the jerseys will be offered on the site in Men's Race cut only. Once again we have partnered with BPC Apparel to produce this kit.  Click for sizing (Metric)

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Pre-Order will run 2/28-3/14

Cycling Wiki Leaks: RadioShack Nissan Trek Memo to FRANDY

We received this memo via our Euro spy/fan.  This is the same the man that sent us the LEOPARD TREK Hotel memo so we feel he is legit.*




Dear Frank and Andy,


I am very pleased that you will both be riding on my new team.  I wanted to address a few things right away so we get off on the right foot. The goal of this team is to WIN races, we view 2nd and 3rd place as the 1st and 2nd losers. Here are a few new team rules that will go into place at the end of the 2011 season.

1. Ride together all you want in the off season, because next year you will NEVER be in the same race.  I will not have either one of you looking around for the other one. Frank you should study up on Italy and Spain.  Andy focus on France!  During Grand tours, you are not allowed to call, Skype, or send pictures to each other. 

2. We will be repossessing all but one of your bikes for the first 3 months of the off season.  The only one we are leaving you is a Time Trial bike. You might remember that bike is the one with the funny looking bars that makes the "swoosh swoosh" noise when you ride it. LEARN to ride it and get faster on it! You look like two monkeys humping a futball when you ride a TT. We will fix this!

3.  Andy this one is directed at you: We will have a bonfire at our training camp; bring every picture/note/piece of Best Friend stuff you have from your relationship with Alberto. To be honest, he thinks you're a fool and he makes fun of you every chance he gets.  He actually  referred to you as "mi perra" over race radio. (Google it - it's not kind.)

4.  If you are going to do your "traditional" off season dolphin swims, make sure there is no one there to take pictures. Swimming with a porpous is completely emaskulating. Grow 2 pairs and swim with sharks if you need to get closer to nature. Don't say a word about Boonen swimming with the dolphins; he pulls more girls than most rock stars and wins cobbled classic races.

5. Scarves...lose them, ALL of them!

6.  Andy this is another one for you - if you win a stage you are never allowed to "post up." It looks as though you are having a seizure and we can't use the pictures for any PR purposes.  

7.  We will have an in-depth class for both of you about social media and the topic of WINNING!  I never want to see another Tweet like "We are ____ (fill in with words like happy, satisfied, content) to get 2nd and 3rd at ____ (fill in race/stage Amstel, the TDF, etc.) 

8. Only one of you can ride in the Luxembourg championship races.  You can decide between the two of you, but trying to figure out which one of you has those jerseys gives me a headache. Plus, there are only like 5 riders from your country so it doesn't matter much anyway; it's not like you're Belgian!

9.  Yes, you will be riding SRAM again.  Get over it; our mechanics know WTF they are doing and you will be fine.

10.Please try to pay attention when training.  No music, texting, or no handed riding. I don't want to see pictures of your skinny bodies all bloody and damaged. You two look like you escaped from a prison camp half the off season.


PS: Find out when and where Johhny Hoogerland trains and ride with him!




Kindest regards,
JB


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*We can not promise this is an actual memo from Johan, but it could/should be.

The LEAST interesting cyclist in the world

I saw that Carlos Sastre is in the break at the Vuelta today and I start thinking about how this made me feel...to be honest I felt like I just took a sedetive.  I am sure Carlos is a nice enough guy, but he is also the most boring rider in the peloton.  He is the the opposite of this man:

"When I am lying in bed with 3 women and must finally fall asleep, I watch the 08 TDF. I am out like a like in 10 min."

I'm not sure why his attacks look like they are in slow motion? I'm also not quite sure why he Phil & Paul refer to him as a "climber" when he get dropped as soon as the road tips up? Carlos is pretty much the San Antonio Spurs of cycling (with less hardware).  Just for fun ask people who won the 2008 TDF then just watch them?  They will pause, then realize that wasn't the one Floyd won/got stripped of, Must be Contador...no wait he didn't race....ummm...Sastre? Still not sure what kind of pictures/info he had on Riis, that allowed him to win the TDF?

I think some time riding with Rock Racing would have done Carlos some big favors and loosened him up a bit. Cipo could have mentored him on having a bit of panache.  At this point even if he tried this trick, I am afraid I might not be able to watch it for more than 3k.

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