Saturday, October 22, 2011

What the stars of Pro Cycling are think about 2012

The dust has finally settled for the big teams and big names (except for the foot gas/dust for Geox as pictured on their jersey).  I think we might have a pretty good idea what they are thinking about 2012.  So here is our take on the things running through their head.

Cadel Evans:

-I won the Tour and now I have less riders to defend me?
-Gilbert & Thor are kidding me?
-So is Thor gonna look for the green jersey and go on all day break aways?  Is Phillipe gonna try to win every race again?
-This is GREAT...I am gonna rip someone's head off this year!
-Hey Contador how did that Tour treat you, mate?

Alberto Contador:

-Wow!  I love Under 17 World Cup soccer now!  So glad they all tested positive for eating bad meat.
-Having the Schlecks working with Johan is a interesting, but unless he has Lance sneak into the start house for them,  they still suck on a TT bike.
-Bjarne GO GET COBO or MENCHOV or both!!!
- It was the bad meat!
- Pistols are so cool! Finger Bang!
- I will have the chicken
- I am clean...I am clean....I am clean...
- I am the best!

Andy Schleck:

-I hope I still get to race every race with Frank.
-I really want to win the Tour or get 2nd as long as Frank is on the podium with me.
-I hope Johan is not like Bjarne - yelling at me and telling what to do & how to win.
-Next year's Tour route sucks! Too much time on that weird bike with the disc wheel.

Frank Schleck:

-I hope I still get to race every race with Andy.
-I really want to see Andy win the Tour or get 2nd as long as I am on the podium with him.
-I hope Johan is not like Bjarne - yelling at me and telling what to do & how to win.
-Next year's Tour route sucks! Too much time on that weird bike with the odd handlebars.

Phillipe Gilbert:

-I look good, the bike will look good & I will win every race I enter.
-Cadel & Thor? What about them?  



Johan Bruyneel:

-The Schlecks need to HTFU 
-Frank & Andy should get really used to being seperated.
-I will take so many leaders to the TDF that we can crash everyday and still be on the podium!
-We might as well win!

Bjarne Riis:

-I have Contador...
-I will steal some more races like the Ronde.....Muuuumuuuuhhhaaaa
-The Schlecks are soft
-Contador is on my team
-This bad meat excuse is actually gonna work...that was a close call!
-I hate Johan & his "super team" 
-Alberto Effin Contador rides for me!
-I am the best DS ever....I won the Tour with Sastre...WHO?  Yes, Sastre!
-You can't win Roubaix on a Trek so Fabian is screwed!

Juan Jose' Cobo:

-Maybe I should not have been smiling on the Angliru?  Was that a bit much considering my past and poor season so far?  Think that had something to do with Geox folding?
-I kinda liked the shoe farting on the front of our jersey!


-What the F*ck this some bloddy bull shit Cavendish on my team...WHAT THE HELL?
-How am I gonna win the Tour with that little hobbit trying to win the green jersey?  
-Does anyone have any taller socks? I want to take it up to my knee cap for 2012.

Jonathan Vaughters:
- How do my sideburns look?
- I hate Johan
- I am the smartest person ever in or around cycling
- How does my shirt look?
- I hate Lance?
- Anything we do at Garmin is better
- I miss Wiggo
- How do my trousers look?
- Bradley come back 
- I hate the UCI
- How do my loafers look?

Mark Cavendish:

- I am the fastest man in the world!
- I feel like I might cry
- The difference between myself and Wiggo is that I win, he just talks about how he might win.
- Sky is MY new team!
- I am feeling like I might shed a tear
- I am so bloody fast on my bike!
2012 should be an epic & entertaining year in Pro Cycling!

Thanks for reading!  Check out our cycling tees, hoodies & kits @  You can use Promo Code: HBSTACHE20   for 20% off !

* We now Ship Internationally! 

Sunday, October 2, 2011


THE NEW FUCANCER Pre-order pricing runs 10/2 - 10/10 

The Belgian National team's blue kit has always been my favorite kit at  Worlds. 
We love our all black FUCANCER kit with the belgian colored stripes, but it could get a bit hot on your back on sunny rides. So we added a touch of the Belgian team blue (with a subtle FUCANCER print) on one sleeve and across the back and on the bibs. We feel this kit looks sharp and is ready to be worn any time of the year.

Our PRE-ORDER SPECIAL is $80 for the jersey $100 for the bibs. ( Regular price will be $90 for the jersey and $125 for the bibs) 

* We will donate $3 per item (jersey or short) to LIVESTRONG.

On this pre-order we will offer race or "sport" club cut in men's and women's.

We are proud to announce we are now working with bpc Performance Apparel for our technical apparel.  Here is their size chart.

Take Care,
Hbstache crew