Cycling Wiki leaks: LEOPARD TREK hotel demands

We received this memo via a fan of our tees  (He is a kind man with a wonderful mustache that is a hotel employee in France).  We were shocked when we read it and felt we must share this information.

REQUIREMENTS (For hotels privileged enough to host our team):

General Hotel:

• Minimum 2 Dolphins must be swimming in the pool
• Water in the hotel must be either Evian or Vittel (not in bottles; actually flowing through the pipes)
• Any statue or bust must be wearing a scarf
• Each room should have a Bjarne Riis dartboard 
• At least 2 rolls of toilet paper imprinted with the Saxobank-Sungard logo (per room)
• All non-attractive or non-fashionable employees should be sent away during our stay

Rider Specific needs:

Fabian Cancellera

• Roman style sandals must be at his bed side upon arrival
• Gladiator and Spartacus “Blood and Sand” (Seasons 1 & 2) bluerays must be in his room.  (We do not care that season 2 has not been aired yet.)
• 1 quart of Mobile 1 synthetic 5W-30 oil (do not ask questions about this)

Jens Voigt:

• A bed of nails 

Andy & Frank Schleck:

• Bunk beds (Andy gets the top bunk)
• A medium sized stuffed dolphin must be placed on the pillow of top bunk
• Photo Frame saying “My Best Friend” or “BFF” with the picture of Andy and Contador we supplied should be placed on dresser.
• Two pair of red, white and light blue striped footy pajamas (size extra long and thin)

Stuart O’ Grady: 

• 1 albino wallaby with leash 
• 2 cases of Foster’s Australian beer/per night
• a didgeridoo player should be available upon request

Linus Gerdemann:

• A minimum of 9 mirrors in his room (So he can enjoy his own beauty)
• ShamWows instead of towels (The German’s always make good stuff)
• The entire David Hasselhoff music library on vinyl 

Brice Feillu:

• A statue of Napoleon should be placed in his room (minimum 3 meters in height.)
• Each morning he wants to be awaked to the French National Anthem played by a small child with a flute (age of child may vary between 6-9 years of age)

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