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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

SHUT UP LEGS KIT Pre-Order TAKE 2

Based on customer feedback, we will now also be offering a PINK version of the Shut up Legs kit. Available in Men's & Women's Race or Club cut.  We have extended the PRE-ORDER until 3/14.

*** Order the SHUT UP LEGS kit during the Pre-Order & receive a FREE T (We select the T based on our current inventory) 












After many requests, we present the SHUT UP LEGS cycling kit!

This kit will be PRE-ORDER priced @ $80 for the jersey & $100 for the bibs (Regular price on our site will be $90 & $125).  During the PRE-SALE we will be offering race & club cut in Men's & Women's sizing. After the close of the PRE-ORDER the jerseys will be offered on the site in Men's Race cut only. Once again we have partnered with BPC Apparel to produce this kit.  Click for sizing (Metric)


Pre-Order will run 2/28-3/14

Thursday, January 5, 2012

NEW Handlebar Mustache kits PRE-ORDER

We have 2 new kits to offer in this limited PRE-ORDER.  Buy 'em now these are limited edition! THESE WILL NOT BE OFFERED AFTER THE PRE-ORDER.

 The jerseys are Pre-Order priced @ $80 & the bibs @ $100 (Jan 5th-Jan 12th)

 These are available in either race or club cut/ Men's or Women's sizes XS-XXL

Buy NOW:

Vintage Plaid Wheel & Stache:

Vintage wheelmen meets lycra with some plaid mixed in (tartan is light blue, kelly green & yellow)!  This is the 1st time we are using our new penny farthing Wheel & Stache logo:



Pink Knobby Tire Wheel & Stache:

We were long time fans of the T-Mobile kits! With personal plans to race on dirt more this year, we thought, what would Jan Ulrich wear if he was tearing up single track? BOOM!    

(Includes our personal motto: WTF is ZONE 2? on the sleeve & lower back)



A portion of the sales from each kit will go to Ride For Reading! 

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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Interbike MUSTACHE CONTEST!

Our friend @SDvelosocial had a great idea while visiting our booth at Interbike.  We should have a Mustache Contest for those attending Interbike.  So here you go!  We have the photo's numbered and the voting is on the right side.  Fire away!  Best Stache a prize!

STACHE #1
STACHE #2


STACHE #3

STACHE #4

STACHE #5


STACHE #6


STACHE #7


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Monday, September 5, 2011

Cycling Wiki Leaks: RadioShack Nissan Trek Memo to FRANDY

We received this memo via our Euro spy/fan.  This is the same the man that sent us the LEOPARD TREK Hotel memo so we feel he is legit.*




Dear Frank and Andy,


I am very pleased that you will both be riding on my new team.  I wanted to address a few things right away so we get off on the right foot. The goal of this team is to WIN races, we view 2nd and 3rd place as the 1st and 2nd losers. Here are a few new team rules that will go into place at the end of the 2011 season.






1. Ride together all you want in the off season, because next year you will NEVER be in the same race.  I will not have either one of you looking around for the other one. Frank you should study up on Italy and Spain.  Andy focus on France!  During Grand tours, you are not allowed to call, Skype, or send pictures to each other. 






2. We will be repossessing all but one of your bikes for the first 3 months of the off season.  The only one we are leaving you is a Time Trial bike. You might remember that bike is the one with the funny looking bars that makes the "swoosh swoosh" noise when you ride it. LEARN to ride it and get faster on it! You look like two monkeys humping a futball when you ride a TT. We will fix this!




3.  Andy this one is directed at you: We will have a bonfire at our training camp; bring every picture/note/piece of Best Friend stuff you have from your relationship with Alberto. To be honest, he thinks you're a fool and he makes fun of you every chance he gets.  He actually  referred to you as "mi perra" over race radio. (Google it - it's not kind.)




4.  If you are going to do your "traditional" off season dolphin swims, make sure there is no one there to take pictures. Swimming with a porpous is completely emaskulating. Grow 2 pairs and swim with sharks if you need to get closer to nature. Don't say a word about Boonen swimming with the dolphins; he pulls more girls than most rock stars and wins cobbled classic races.




5. Scarves...lose them, ALL of them!






6.  Andy this is another one for you - if you win a stage you are never allowed to "post up." It looks as though you are having a seizure and we can't use the pictures for any PR purposes.  


7.  We will have an in-depth class for both of you about social media and the topic of WINNING!  I never want to see another Tweet like "We are ____ (fill in with words like happy, satisfied, content) to get 2nd and 3rd at ____ (fill in race/stage Amstel, the TDF, etc.) 






8. Only one of you can ride in the Luxembourg championship races.  You can decide between the two of you, but trying to figure out which one of you has those jerseys gives me a headache. Plus, there are only like 5 riders from your country so it doesn't matter much anyway; it's not like you're Belgian!




9.  Yes, you will be riding SRAM again.  Get over it; our mechanics know WTF they are doing and you will be fine.




10.Please try to pay attention when training.  No music, texting, or no handed riding. I don't want to see pictures of your skinny bodies all bloody and damaged. You two look like you escaped from a prison camp half the off season.


PS: Find out when and where Johhny Hoogerland trains and ride with him!




Kindest regards,
JB


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*We can not promise this is an actual memo from Johan, but it could/should be.

Friday, September 2, 2011

The LEAST interesting cyclist in the world

I saw that Carlos Sastre is in the break at the Vuelta today and I start thinking about how this made me feel...to be honest I felt like I just took a sedetive.  I am sure Carlos is a nice enough guy, but he is also the most boring rider in the peloton.  He is the the opposite of this man:
"When I am lying in bed with 3 women and must finally fall asleep, I watch the 08 TDF. I am out like a like in 10 min."

I'm not sure why his attacks look like they are in slow motion? I'm also not quite sure why he Phil & Paul refer to him as a "climber" when he get dropped as soon as the road tips up? Carlos is pretty much the San Antonio Spurs of cycling (with less hardware).  Just for fun ask people who won the 2008 TDF then just watch them?  They will pause, then realize that wasn't the one Floyd won/got stripped of, Must be Contador...no wait he didn't race....ummm...Sastre? Still not sure what kind of pictures/info he had on Riis, that allowed him to win the TDF?

I think some time riding with Rock Racing would have done Carlos some big favors and loosened him up a bit. Cipo could have mentored him on having a bit of panache.  At this point even if he tried this trick, I am afraid I might not be able to watch it for more than 3k.



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Monday, August 22, 2011

Fixing the Vuelta

It's that time of year again - the 3rd biggest stage race in Pro Cycling!  Can't wait to see FRANDY Schleck, Evans, Basso and others battle it out in ..... Colorado?! Who is racing the "traditional" 3rd biggest Grand Tour?  Nabali is there and others GC guys like Menchov and Sastre.  Sold yet? Cav and Boonen are there, but that only draws attention to the flat stages.

The biggest problem plaguing the Vuelta this year is the USA Pro Challenge with it's stacked start list of TDF level talent.  So we thought we would do our part to help the Vuelta get back some ratings:
  •  Webcam of Contador watching the Vuelta on TV from a bunglo in Fiji.  As he does things like send a text message or drink a fruity umbrella beverage it would be considerably more exciting than watching Carlos Sastre go all out on a climb.  He might give the camera the occasional Pistolero or go swim with some dolphins to spice it up "Muie quinte!"
  • Due to the location and time of year, snow can't be a factor in creating must watch TV. So leverage something this country already has down - the running of the bulls.  Let the bulls lose from a side alley as the peloton has 5k to go in a sprint stage.  GC guys will be mixing it up with Cav to avoid  El Toro! The wearer of the Leaders RED jersey will drop some serious watts to save himself.
  • Let Rock Racing Team 2 in with a last minute "special invitation". Skull kits, Lambos, and strippers will lift ratings and add to the road side party! You would hear comments like this:  "I just caught a bag of Haribo candy from the caravan!" "Who cares, I just got a lapper from that Rock Racing chick, Saphire!!!"
  • Carlos Sastre & Denis Menchov should be required to ride handcuffed together.  Apart these two are liking watching old men play chess in the park...chained together, they are way more interesting.
  • Hire Joe Rogan to host Feed Zone Fear Factor for fun like this: Announcers in the booth,"A Crash near the feed zone, wonder what caused it?" Joe Rogan, "Looks like  Beñat Intxausti Elorriaga got a scorpion and a bull dong in his feed bag."
While we don't love the Spanish Cycling Federation, Spain is a cool country.  We also respect the history of the race, and hope it moves on the calendar or does something to lure the top talent back.

* We'd like to state one more time that we wish Levi would go back and ride the Vuelta and win the damn thing!  He has finished 2nd and 3rd and could stand on the top step if he made this his focus for the season.  Like it or not, the Vuelta has more history in the sport than ATOC and winning it would make his career.




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Thursday, August 18, 2011

NEW CYCLING TEES ARE HERE!

We are very excited to share our new line of Tees. People have asked us for more women's options, CX, another logo tee, different colors, a United We Pedal tee and we listened. Hope you enjoy, the can be purchased at www.hbstache.com . As always, each item we sell has a charity partner these include: Steven Cozza's Race for Kids, Saul Raisin's Raisin Hope, Mercy Corps, and LIVESTRONG.

*Some of these designed will also be available in hoodies very soon.


Monday, August 15, 2011

@shaunasmash shares her take on (Riding to remember & Riding to forget)

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There was a recent Twitter bet between @ShaunaSmash and @rutgers79 about the Yanks vs Socks.  Shauna won the bet and a guest blogger spot with us:  Hope you enjoy!



The concept of “Sometimes I ride to remember, Sometimes I ride to forget,”
appears to be universal to anyone that loves to pedal on two wheels.
However, what is remembered and what is forgotten is the unique aspect,
and it took me a while to discover that riding a bike was a better fit for
my therapeutic needs than running.
I’ve spent four years discovering myself after losing 80 pounds. Part of
that discovery was figuring out what exercise best fit for a lifestyle.
I went from 200+ pounds and unable to jog more than five minutes to a
distance runner. I ran three half marathons and a marathon after two
years of hard work. Running became a reminder of the path I was taking.
Every step was a reminder of the effort I put into changing my entire
life. Every completed run was a triumph. People don’t quite understand
the shock of losing a lot of weight and suddenly becoming athletic. I
looked in the mirror and it was like I was a different person. I’d run
10 miles and just stop and ask myself “how did I get here?” Exercise was
the path to my physical and emotional transformation, and running was
the easiest, most effective method. I bought some running shoes and all
I had to do was step out the door. I was fit, I was happy — and I could
be alone for hours. That’s the joy of being an endurance athlete. If
there was ever a time to clear the mind in a healthy manner, endurance
sports is the way to go. It was just me and the road.
Unfortunately, my body broke down. I kept giving myself new challenges
with running and decided to run a marathon. Slight problem: I increased
volume and intensity at the same time. That’s a major no-no of training,
FYI! What was once therapeutic and empowering became painful and
intimidating. By the time I ran my marathon, I was so severely
overtrained I got sick. I couldn’t walk up steps for a week after my
first 26.2 miles (the ING Hartford Marathon). Earning a marathon finisher
medal remains my most proud accomplishment. However, I lost the true joy
of what got me running in the first place. Pain is one thing. Injury is
another. I had to walk away from running and let my body heal.
Cycling is different. It’s still a test of the human will, but the impact
of the exercise is not the same. I can stay healthy and fit. I can go on
my own for hours. Yet, I can still walk once I’m done. I lost my own
personal therapy once I stopped running. I found it again on the bike.
It’s important to note, though, that I couldn’t even leave a parking lot
on a bike when I first started. It was scary! Skinny little tires felt
like nothing compared to the four wheels of several ton cars everywhere.
I felt so vulnerable. Some of you are so lucky. You rode all your lives,
so the bike is second nature. I still have issues clipping in and out at
traffic lights. Regardless, I didn’t give up on my passion. I knew right
away I loved cycling the first time I watched a women’s bike race.
Slowly, but surely, riding replaced running as a spiritual, physical, and
emotional remedy.
I ride to remember that feeling I had at my first bike race. I loved
running, but it didn’t give me the same rush as watching a bunch of
awesome women climbing mountains and flying effortlessly around tight
corners in a criterium. I also ride to remember how far I’ve come in just
a few years time. Riding 50-60 miles with any kind of speed might be easy
for some of you — but just know that this would have been impossible, or
perhaps laughable, not too long ago for me. I also ride to forget
everything except me and the road. It used to be me and my running shoes.
It’s now me and my bicycle. There’s something to be said about feeling
like your mind, body and spirit are finally balanced. I keep my balance
by riding.

  Bike riding, oddly enough, got me fit enough to slowly build back
running into my life. I thought I would never run again once I stopped
and my aerobic fitness returned to baseline. I just ran five miles for
the first time in two years on Sunday. However, it’s merely something I
do for fun, whereas cycling is now a HUGE part of my life. This time,
I’m taking the endurance base building slowly. Here’s the kicker: I
used to have to throw on music during my long runs to keep from getting
bored. I have yet to need music for a single bike ride, and I’ve been
by myself for four and five hour rides. All I need is the fresh air and
some beautiful surroundings. I think that says a lot for how much
riding is a joy of mine. Also, riding helps me remember that the person
I see in the mirror, who used to be the “new” me, is now simply the
“real” me. I ride to remember my happiness and health, and ride to
forget everything that tries to get in the way of that.


by Shauna Staveley

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Monday, June 20, 2011

The curious case of Andy Schleck

Let me start off by saying that I will be rooting for Leopard Trek to have some glory at the Tour this year.  I could not have been more impressed with the way the team handled the death of a teammate.  They are a class act, and I hope they keep Wouter Weylandt in the front of everyone's mind.

HUGS make "Angry" Tummies all better


That being said, let's talk about the Tour:

I have to ask the the question, can Andy Schleck win the Tour de France?  Can he beat the likes of Contador/Riis, Evans, Basso and the rest?

After watching races all year, all I can wonder is....WTF is up with Andy Schleck and his form/racing tactics/media comments?  I can understand some of the events of the year like racing ATOC with a heavy heart.  But as I am looking at the entire season, you have odd moments all around with the "Schleck Bros towing service" of Phillipe Gilbert at Amstel Gold.  Most recently, getting dropped at the Tour de Suisse and then being pleased with a 2nd place to Thomas De Gent the next day. Andy, you lost the stage to Thomas De Gent, not the ghost of Fausto Coppi, why are you happy with that showing?  Do you expect to see De Gent on the big climbs next month?

I think some good points are made in the recent VeloNation article: http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/8779/No-panic-for-Andy-Schleck-despite-poor-Tour-de-Suisse-performance.aspx  but, I think one point is missed.  Last year his results were similar prior to Le Tour, but he had Bjarne Riis in the Team car.  I know many wondered what Riis was really up to last year with Schleck vs Conta etc.. but you can't deny Riis knows how to win (by rook or by crook) and wanted the TDF for his resume.

I'm not sure who is in Andy's ear piece this year. From watching the races, I would assume it's a combo of Forrest Gump, Alan from the Hangover and Michael Scott.

Heard over race radio during Amstel Gold "Don't attack him, he is a nice Walloone!"


There are athletes that are "killers", they just have that IT quality and they know how to seize the moment. Cyclists like Merckx, Hinault, Lance and Conta have it.  In other sports you have Tom Brady, MJ, Kobe etc..

You also have the "Never gonna get it" club: Lebron James, Karl Malone, the Buffalo Bills, etc.  This has nothing to do with how good a person they are, or what they do out of their sport, they just CAN'T win the big one.  Last year for about 17 hours, I thought Schleck was the MAN and had found IT!  He was so pissed he had his "Stomach full of anger" and wanted his revenge.  Apparently he took a Pepto flavored GU because by the time he crossed the line his tummy was all better. He got played (and he didn't really care) on the Tourmalet. So I just can't picture him owning his moment in 2011, if and when it presents itself.  He has even said this Tour isn't about revenge and he is looking past last year. Funny,  the GREATS wouldn't be looking past it; they would be thinking about it 24/7 until they WON!



The other challenge for Andy Schleck in the 2011 Tour is his bro Frank Schleck. Last year some felt not having Frank was a disadvantage later in the race.  I disagree.  Every time I see them race together they are looking for each other and waiting up for each other. This could work out if they had the tactical ability of even Donald Rumsfeld but we know they can't take advantage even when it's 2 on 1.

I will bet on Conta, Evans, Basso, Gesink and Van den Broeck but not on the very likeable, kind, nice (but soft) Schleck brothers.  They could totally be bluffing Edward Norton style and if they come on strong and show no mercy, then I will be the 1st to admit I was wrong:





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Crushing hills on the Bosberg

Gotta say, having lived/ridden in a place with only rollers for over a decade I'm kinda built for them. I love the big climbs and can hang in there, but a KOM on one of the big climbs in Boulder is not in the cards for me.  That said aboard my Ritte Van Vlaanderen Bosberg wearing our white FUCANCER I am 314% sexier and roughly 9.5% faster!  I pretty much crush rolling hills, like Tom Boonen does eighteen year old models...umm okay maybe a better way to say it would be like Gilbert dropping the Schlecks bros!

Here is the Strava link from my 2nd KOM this week:

http://app.strava.com/rides/776497

So I do want to admit to physiological doping... but I don't plan to stop anytime soon.



So If you object to my use of the Bosberg or our Euro Sexy white FUCANCER kit, I will have Stratton stab you in the face with his tire..."Litterly"


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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Cycling Wiki Leaks: LEOPARDTREK rallies "NEW" Coaching consultants after #Liege loss

Dolphinsschleck
After getting owned by Phillipe Gilbert in the final, the Schlecks realize they really miss "MR.60" Bjarne Riss. Team LEOPARDTREK was scrambling to take away the Schleck's shoe laces, belts and scarves before they got back to the team hotel. Post race, the brothers quickly tried to right the ship by getting back into their normal routine; Frank went out and crashed his bike several times and Andy cuddled with his stuffed dolphin and skyped with Alberto Contador (who laughed at him! and admitted he called Gilbert this A.M.)

Social media was buzzing with phrases like these being thrown at the team:
"Trek bikes, if the 2nd and 3rd step are good enough for you"
"We're #2...We're #2!"
"PussycatTrek"

Other reports are coming in:

Mercedes has asked the team to remove the grill "Benzo" emblem from team cars and donate them to inner city youth trying to make a go in the hip hop scene.

Charly Gual's family asked the Schleck's to consider changing racing licenses to represent Turkekashan for 2012.

Mario Cippolini was so stunned by the Schleck's "mangina tactics" that he said he will not be able to have sex today.  This is the 1st time in history he HAS EVER SAID THIS!

Jens and Fabian are planning to go on a 400+ watt average 12 hr training ride during a hurricane or blizzard to try to forget who they ride with.

Once again, our euro connections have produced another internal Team LEOPARDTREK memo disclosing a secret team meeting after the rough loss at Liege Baston Liege. Fearing major sponsor issues, the team has reached out to a group of "consultants" for help.  They are looking to assemble a group of amazing athletes and some of the finest finishers in sports history:

The 90's Buffalo Bills:  Leopard is looking to fly in the entire team to perform a Saxo Bank style survival camp with a flag football game to help with team building and tactics in the last few minutes of an event.  Scott Norwood will advise the Schleck's to line up on the left side going into final K to avoid being wide right!

Scott-norwood

Zinedine Zidane: He will be brought in to help the Schleck brothers work on composure in the final few minutes of an event when the eyes of the world are all watching.  He is a master of keeping his calm and using his head when needed.


Zidane-headbutt-mezeratti

Jan Ullrich:  The Team tried to bring in The Kaiser, but he actually declined the invite.  Jan Ullrich sited that he has actually won the Tour and said, "Ich war also keine Eins Hündin".  He admits that he would get a bit chubby, got outwitted and had some issues but he was not scared to try and win.  He also sited that he won a Gold Medal...so please leave him to his beer and wiener schnitzels.

Jan11

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