|RIP Marco, the best climbing stache in cycling history!|
3. Your teenage son probably can't grow one even if he wanted to (and he does want one, even if he says he doesn't)
4. Your grandfather probably had one...rock one for him.
5. Great cycling Stache's - Pantani, Cozza, Zabriskie and the Jacques-Maynes bros!
7. Even if your not that fashionable, you can now feel better about shopping at Urban Outfitters
8. CHUCK NORRIS!
9. You can use uber 70's pick up line's, i.e. "Mustache rides for $1" which will work 1 time out 9,875 times.
10. Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp had one...no one was cooler than those cats!